Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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