I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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