...so i touched it.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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