There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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