3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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