yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
These tits shall not be calmed
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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