bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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