You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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