Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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