and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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