I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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