so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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