so explain again why im purple
no
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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