I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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