THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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