I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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