Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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