So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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