OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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