She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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