dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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