i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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