That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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