Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
