This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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