Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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