Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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