so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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