singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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