This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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