I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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