I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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