I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Randomize
