Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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