My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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