I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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