I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
zippers are such a cool invention
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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