Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
me + whiskey = a bad person
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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