do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I want her autograph on my taint
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
