I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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