I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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