she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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