I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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