Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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