Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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