I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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