forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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