haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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