i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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