Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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