you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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