On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
why is half of my head shaved?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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