My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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