That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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