no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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